A relaxed, everyday tee that carries a gentle, personal message. The soft, midweight cotton feels familiar the moment you put it on — like an old favorite rediscovered. A simple, hand-drawn cassette graphic sits on the chest with handwritten captions listing "My Wife, My Kids, My Dog, Football” above the tagline “Not Exactly In That Order,” giving the shirt a warm, wry personality. It pairs cleanly with jeans, weekend errands, and low-key family gatherings. The stitching details — ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label — keep the fit comfortable and the neckline neat after repeated wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification mean you can wear it with confidence.
Product features - 100% midweight cotton for breathable, durable comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape - Printed with crisp, lasting artwork - Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
