Coffee Sweatshirt "Not Before Coffee" - Funny Morning Crewneck

Morning grumbles made wearable. This relaxed, garment-dyed sweatshirt feels like the gentle shrug you reach for on slow mornings — soft, slightly substantial, and comforting without fuss. A pixel-style grumpy face and a tiny coffee cup sit above the bold, conversational line “Not Before Coffee,” turning a common mood into a quiet, relatable statement. The ribbed collar and cuffs give a lived-in fit that bounces back, while the back’s half-moon neck patch and sewn-in twill label add small, thoughtful details that hold up wash after wash. The weight and texture read cozy while still keeping prints and embroidery crisp, so it looks intentional whether you’re lingering at home, running a quick errand, or meeting friends for a caffeine rescue.

Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester for a soft yet durable medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²).
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for stretch and recovery.
- Twill neck tape and half-moon back neck patch for stability and comfort.
- Embroidery-capable print areas at left chest and center chest; sewn-in twill label.
- OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; relaxed fit, adult sizes; blank sourced from Honduras or El Salvador.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	21.00	23.00	25.00	26.50	28.00	29.50
Length, in	27.50	28.50	29.50	30.50	31.50	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	31.50	33.50	35.25	36.75	38.25	39.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50